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		<title>The Funeral Piper</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Sep 2010 07:16:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[As a bagpiper, I have played many different gigs.  Recently I was asked by a funeral director to play at a grave side service for a homeless man. The man had no family or friends, and so the service was to be at a pauper's cemetery in the Kentucky back country. As I was not familiar with the backwoods, I got lost and, being a typical man, I didn't stop for directions. 
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<p>As a bagpiper, I have played many different gigs.</p>
<p>Recently I was asked by a funeral director to play at a grave side service for a homeless man.</p>
<p>The man had no family or friends, and so the service was to be at a pauper&#8217;s cemetery in the Kentucky back country.</p>
<p>As I was not familiar with the backwoods, I got lost and, being a typical man, I didn&#8217;t stop for directions.</p>
<p>I finally arrived an hour late and saw the funeral guy had evidently gone and the hearse was nowhere in sight.</p>
<p>There were only the diggers and crew left and they were eating lunch.</p>
<p>I felt bad, and apologized to the men for being late.</p>
<p>I then went to the side of the grave and looked down, and the vault lid was already in place.</p>
<p>I didn&#8217;t know what else to do, so I started to play.</p>
<p>The workers put down their lunches and began to gather around.</p>
<p>I played out my heart and soul for this man with no family and friends.</p>
<p>I played like I&#8217;ve never played before for this homeless man.</p>
<p>And as I played &#8216;Amazing Grace,&#8217; the workers began to weep.</p>
<p>They wept, I wept, we all wept together.</p>
<p>When I finished I packed up my bagpipes and started for my car.</p>
<p>Though my head hung low, my heart was full.</p>
<p>As I opened the door to my car, I heard one of the workers say, &#8220;I never seen nothin&#8217; like that before and I&#8217;ve been putting in septic tanks for twenty years.&#8221;</p>
<p>Apparently I&#8217;m still lost&#8230;</p>
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		<title>The Black Hole</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Sep 2010 05:25:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Indian Peugeot 206 Commercial</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 29 Aug 2010 17:53:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is a really clever and witty commercial for the Peugeot 206 from India.]]></description>
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		<title>Why Airplanes Have Pillows</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 29 Aug 2010 17:30:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>poddys</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Spoofs]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[airplanes]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is the real reason why airplanes have pillows]]></description>
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		<title>Why Men Shouldn&#8217;t Buy Their Own Underwear</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 29 Aug 2010 17:24:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>poddys</dc:creator>
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