CHURCH SIGNS
Church Parking Lot Sign: “FOR MEMBERS ONLY” Trespassers will be
baptized!
No God – No Peace…Know God – Know Peace!!
“Free trip to Heaven – Details Inside”
Try our Sundays – They are better than Baskin Robbins!
Wanting a new look? Have your faith lifted here!
An ad for one church has a picture of two hands holding stone tablets
on which the Ten Commandments are inscribed and a headline that reads,
“For fast, fast relief, take two tablets!”
When the restaurant next to a church put out a big sign with red
letters that said, “Open Sundays,” the church reciprocated with it’s
own message, “We are open on Sundays, too!”
People are like tea bags-you have to put them in hot water before you
know how strong they are.
God so loved the world that He did not send a committee!
When down in the mouth, remember Jonah, he came out alright!
Sign Broken – Message inside this Sunday!
Fight truth decay – study the Bible daily!
How will you spend eternity? Smoking or Non-Smoking
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CONTENTS
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1. The Joke of the Day (above)
2. The Big Poddy Speaks
3. The Bonus Joke
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THE BIG PODDY SPEAKS
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Enjoy the jokes and have a fun week.
Tony -> The Big Poddy
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THE BONUS JOKE
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IT’S BAD JOKE TIME
Two whales swimming around in the ocean come upon a ship that is
hauling potatoes.
The first whale swims underneath it, tips it over and eats everything,
ship and all.
A little while later, they come up to another ship hauling potatoes.
The whale capsizes that one, too, and eats everything onboard.
The third ship they spot is also hauling potatoes, and the whale
upends it and eats everything.
“Why do you keep tipping over those ships full of potatoes and eating
everything on board?” the other whale asks.
“I wish I hadn’t done it,” the first whale says, “but I just can’t
help myself once I start. You know how it is — you can’t eat just one
potato ship.”
{oh groan groan groan – pass it on and make your friends groan too}