Category Archives: Yahoo Archive

These posts are copies of all the jokes emails posted on the original poddyslaughline on Yahoo Groups. You will find many great jokes here I hope. The mailing list has been running since 2001 and I hope to post everything to TheLaughline as time goes on.

Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives

WHY SOME MEN HAVE DOGS AND NOT WIVES 1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you. 2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name. 3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor. 4. A dog's parents never visit. Ever...... 5. Dogs agree that you … Continue Reading ››

The Month Before Christmas

THE MONTH BEFORE CHRISTMAS It was the month before Christmas* *When all through our land,* *Not a Christian was praying* *Nor taking a stand.* *See the PC Police had taken away,* *The reason for Christmas - no one could say.* *The children were told by their schools not to sing,* *About Shepherds and Wise Men and Angels and things.* *It might hurt people's feelings, … Continue Reading ››

The Bells Of Notre Dame

THE BELLS OF NOTRE DAME After Quasimodo's death, the Bishop of the Cathedral of Notre Dame sent word through the streets of Paris that a new bell ringer was needed. The Bishop decided that he would conduct the interviews personally and went up into the belfry to begin the screening process. After observing several applicants demonstrate their skills, he had decided to … Continue Reading ››

Busy Busy Busy…

I have to apologize for not having got a jokes mailing out for the
last couple of weeks. It’s been so hectic here, firstly at work,
then with my girlfriend arriving for 9 1/2 weeks (stop it – I know
that’s the title of an “R” rated movie – whether or not we are going
to be re-enacting scenes from it is between me and her LOL).

Show And Tell

SHOW AND TELL Betsy, a grammar-school teacher from Miami, remembers this Oscar worthy birth tableau from one of her students... I've been teaching now for about fifteen years. I have two kids myself, but the best birth story I know is the one I saw in my own second-grade classroom a few years back. When I was a kid, I loved … Continue Reading ››