WHY SOME MEN HAVE DOGS AND NOT WIVES
1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.
2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.
3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
4. A dog's parents never visit. Ever......
5. Dogs agree that you … Continue Reading ››
THE MONTH BEFORE CHRISTMAS
It was the month before Christmas*
*When all through our land,*
*Not a Christian was praying*
*Nor taking a stand.*
*See the PC Police had taken away,*
*The reason for Christmas - no one could say.*
*The children were told by their schools not to sing,*
*About Shepherds and Wise Men and Angels and things.*
*It might hurt people's feelings, … Continue Reading ››
TWO PART QUESTION
Bob had finally made it to the last round of the $1,000,000 Question TV Quiz
Show. The night before the big question, he told the host that he desired a
question on American History.
The big night arrived. and Bob made his way on stage in front of the studio and
TV audience. He had become the … Continue Reading ››
THE BELLS OF NOTRE DAME
After Quasimodo's death, the Bishop of the Cathedral of Notre Dame
sent word through the streets of Paris that a new bell ringer was
The Bishop decided that he would conduct the interviews personally
and went up into the belfry to begin the screening process.
After observing several applicants demonstrate their skills, he had
decided to … Continue Reading ››
THE LONGEST JOKE IN THE WORLD
This has to be absolutely positively the longest joke in the world, so please
bear with me as the story unravels...
So, there's a man crawling through the desert.
He'd decided to try his SUV in a little bit of cross-country travel,
had great fun zooming over the badlands and through the sand, got
lost, … Continue Reading ››
Many times when I am troubled or confused, I find comfort in sitting in my back yard and having many a gin and tonic along with a quiet conversation with Jesus. This happened to me again recently after a particularly difficult day. I said
“Jesus, why do I work so hard?”
More apologies for not getting any jokes mailings out for the last
three weeks. My work has been continually hectic, and then my
girlfriend is here until the middle of October, so I have to make
sure I spend precious time with her while I can.
I have been trying to keep up on Squidoo, where I have a … Continue Reading ››
I have to apologize for not having got a jokes mailing out for the
last couple of weeks. It’s been so hectic here, firstly at work,
then with my girlfriend arriving for 9 1/2 weeks (stop it – I know
that’s the title of an “R” rated movie – whether or not we are going
to be re-enacting scenes from it is between me and her LOL).
SHOW AND TELL
Betsy, a grammar-school teacher from Miami, remembers this Oscar
worthy birth tableau from one of her students...
I've been teaching now for about fifteen years. I have two kids
myself, but the best birth story I know is the one I saw in my own
second-grade classroom a few years back.
When I was a kid, I loved … Continue Reading ››