Winter Jokes – it’s bitterly cold and blowing a blizzard in New Jersey
This is a hilariously funny poem that was written by a friend of mine about breasts, and how women feel about them as they get older. I hope you enjoy it... Between my neck and belly, My dynamic duo rests, Among a slew of other names, They're politely called my breasts. You can read the rest of this funny poem Continue Reading ››
A man walked into the ladies department of Macy's and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, 'I'd like to buy a bra for my wife. ' ' What type of bra?' asked the clerk. 'Type?' inquires the man, 'There's more than one type?' ' Look around,' said the saleslady, as she showed a … Continue Reading ››
A woman goes to the doctor, she is black and blue. Doctor: "What happened?" Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk he beats me to a pulp." Doctor: "I have a real good medicine for that. When your husband comes home drunk, just take a glass of sweet tea and … Continue Reading ››
A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed mother and started back toward his car when his attention was diverted to another man kneeling at a grave. The man seemed to be praying with profound intensity and kept repeating, "Why did you have to die? Why did you have to die?" The first man … Continue Reading ››
I got this new deodorant today.
The instructions said remove cap and push up bottom.
I can barely walk, but whenever I fart the room smells awesome.
I'm glad I'm a woman, yes I am, yes I am, I don't live off of Budweiser, Beer Nuts and Spam; I don't brag to my buddies about my erections, I won't drive to Hell before I ask for directions; I don't get wasted at parties, and act … Continue Reading ››
Driving to a new restaurant, Jill took several wrong turns. When she finally found the right road, she asked her husband, "Why didn't you tell me I was lost?" "I thought you knew where you were going," he replied, "You always know where you're going when I'm driving."