Three colleagues were attending a convention and returned to their hotel to find that the elevator was broken and that they would have to use the stairs to get to their rooms.
The problem was that not only were they tired after a long day at the convention, … Continue Reading ››
A Catholic priest was waiting in line to fill his car with petrol just before a long holiday weekend, and it was obvious that he was not alone, since there were a lot of other vehicles queuing at the pump.
The queue … Continue Reading ››
Seen on a packets of Sainsbury's Bran Flakes today...
If every Sainsbury's customer recycled their cereal box, 750 tonnes of cardboard would be reused every year. That's the equivalent to 101 double-decker buses!
I got to thinking - I didn't realise that double-decker buses are made out of cardboard.
Maybe that's why you can never find … Continue Reading ››
The search and rescue team had been assembled and sent on a mission to find an airplane that had disappeared from the radar in a remote mountainous area. It was their duty to rescue any survivors.
A group of American tourists on a tour of Europe were being guided through an ancient castle. “This place,” the guide told them, “is 600 years old. Not a stone in it has been touched, nothing altered, and nothing replaced in all those years.”
This is a good joke about a group of American Tourists traveling in England and visiting Runnymede, where the Magna Carta was signed.
A businessman finds that his neighbor in the first class cabin of his flight is a parrot.
They take off and the flight attendant asks what they would like to drink.
"Glenlivet on the rocks with a … Continue Reading ››
A passenger in a taxi leaned over to ask the driver a question and tapped him on the shoulder.
The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove up over the curb, and stopped just inches from a large plate glass window.
For a few moments everything was silent in the cab, and … Continue Reading ››
Siamese twins walk into a pub in Vancouver and park themselves on a bar stool.
One of them says to the bartender, 'Don't mind us, we're joined at the hip.
I'm John, he's Jim. Two Molson Canadian beers please'.
The bartender, feeling slightly awkward, tries to make polite conversation while pouring the beers. 'Been on … Continue Reading ››
Joke: A man and a woman who had never met before, but who were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a trans-continental train… Read on…