I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to pass gas.
The music was really, really loud, so I timed my gas with the beat of the music.
After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee, and noticed that everybody was staring at me….
Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.
I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying: “Hi, how are you?”
I’m not the type to start a conversation in the men’s restroom, but I don’t know what got into me, so I answered, somewhat embarrassed, “Doin’ just fine!”
And the other guy says: “So what are you up to?”
What kind of question is that?
At that point, I’m thinking this Is too bizarre so I say: ”Uhhh, I’m like you, just traveling!”
At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear another question. ”Can I come over?”
Ok, this question is just too weird for me but I figured I could just be polite and end the conversation.
I tell him, “No……..I’m a little busy right now!!!”
Then I hear the guy say nervously…
“Listen, I’ll have to call you back. There’s an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions!!!”