Category Archives: Sports Jokes

The Pretzel Hold

A Russian and a Redneck wrestler were set to square off for the Olympic gold medal. Before the final match, the Redneck wrestler’s trainer came to him and said “Now,don’t forget all the research we’ve done on this Russian. He’s never lost a match because of this ‘pretzel’ hold he has. Whatever you do, do not let him get you in that hold! If he does, you’re finished.” Read on…

Little League Baseball

At one point during the game, the coach called one of his 7-year-old baseball players aside and asked, "Do you understand what co-operation is, or what a team is?" The little boy nodded in the affirmative. "Do you understand that what matters is whether we win or lose together as a team?" The little boy nodded yes. "So," the … Continue Reading ››

Sports Commentators Bloopers

Here are some comments made by sports commentators that I'm sure  they all would like to take back: Weightlifting commentator at the Olympic Snatch and Jerk Event: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning  during her warm up and it was amazing." Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and … Continue Reading ››