Category Archives: Sports Jokes

First Football Game

Daryl had some friends over from Europe, and as a treat he got tickets so that they could go to their  first football game. He had managed to get really good seats, close to the 50 yard line and right above the home team's dugout. At the end of the game, Daryl asked his European friends if … Continue Reading ››

The Pretzel Hold

A Russian and a Redneck wrestler were set to square off for the Olympic gold medal. Before the final match, the Redneck wrestler’s trainer came to him and said “Now,don’t forget all the research we’ve done on this Russian. He’s never lost a match because of this ‘pretzel’ hold he has. Whatever you do, do not let him get you in that hold! If he does, you’re finished.” Read on…

Little League Baseball

At one point during the game, the coach called one of his 7-year-old baseball players aside and asked, "Do you understand what co-operation is, or what a team is?" The little boy nodded in the affirmative. "Do you understand that what matters is whether we win or lose together as a team?" The little boy nodded yes. "So," the … Continue Reading ››