The Pope, George Bush and Robert Mugabe (Dictator of Zimbabwe) were in a boat on Lake Kariba one day when it sprang a leak.
Well done to whoever wrote this, and well done to the UK Government for handing out severe penalties to all those who were in any way involved with the recent rioting and looting.
Dear Lord, I know that I haven't talked to you that much, but this past year you have taken away my favourite actor, Patrick Swayze, my favourite actress, Farah Fawcett,and my favourite musician, Michael Jackson. I just wanted to let you know that my favourite Prime Minister is Gordon Brown. Amen