A LIMERICK FOR SAINT PATRICK’S DAY
When the world’s dressed up in their green
The brightest colors that you have seen
They are drinking good cheer
With green colored beer
It’s not dirty though, it’s clean

A POEM FOR SAINT PATRICK’S DAY
Saint Patrick would have never believed
How his memory would become perceived
In the Emerald Isle they do it [...]

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This is a short poem from Morag Mortimer-Smythe, I hope you enjoy it.   If you do, she has some other wonderful articles on Associated Content.
Thank You For Being There
Without my butt I could not dance
Nor wear my sexy underpants
I couldn’t walk or run or jog
Or make those smells and blame the dog
Have nowt to itch [...]

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