: "I suppose you carry a momento of some sort in that locket of yours?"
: "Yes, it's a lock of my husband's hair."
: "But your husband is still alive."
: "I know, but his hair is gone."
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Winter Jokes – it’s bitterly cold and blowing a blizzard in New Jersey
Why Men Shouldn’t Bake Cookies
A woman goes to the doctor, she is black and blue.
Doctor: "What happened?"
Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk he beats me to a pulp."
Doctor: "I have a real good medicine for that. When your husband comes home drunk, just take a glass of sweet tea and … Continue Reading ››
I’m glad I’m a man, you better believe, I don’t live off of yogurt, diet coke, cottage cheese; I don’t bitch to my girlfriends about the size of my breasts, I can get where I want to – north, south, east or west;