While making his medical rounds in a hospital in Dublin, a doctor points out an X-ray to a group of medical students. "As you can see," the Doctor says, "this patient limps because his left fibula and tibia are radically arched". The Doctor says to one of the students, "Murphy, what would you do in a case … Continue Reading ››
Yesterday I went to see the doctor for my annual physical exam, and while I was there he asked me about the level of exercise I had on a regular day. "Well Doctor" I began, "yesterday morning, I waded along the edge of a lake and barely escaped from an alligator that was in the heavy … Continue Reading ››
Harold feared that his wife Dorothy wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought that if she was going deaf that she might need a hearing aid. He wasn't quite sure how to approach her, and so he telephoned the family Doctor to discuss the problem with him. The Doctor told him that there … Continue Reading ››
"Doctor, you've got to help me - I just can't stop my hands from shaking!" "Do you drink a lot of coffee?" "Not really - I spill most of it!"
A doctor is making his rounds in a Dublin Hospital
Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles on their faces.
Medical Jokes – A man goes to the podiatrist with a swollen foot.
Doing rounds, a new nurse couldn't help overhearing the surgeon yelling, "Typhoid! Tetanus! Measles!" "Why does he keep doing that?" she asked a colleague. "Oh, he likes to call the shots around here."