Category Archives: Love

Twenty Fifth Anniversary

On their way home after celebrating their 25th anniversary, the wife thanks her husband for a wonderful evening. "Oh. it's not over yet," says he. Once in the house, he gives her a little black velvet box. She opens it in anticipation and finds two little white pills, "What in the world are these?" "Aspirin," he replies. "But I don't have … Continue Reading ››

The Longest Marriage

At a wedding, the DJ polled the guests to see who had been married longest. An elderly couple, who were married over 60 years, was selected. The DJ asked them, "What advice would you give to the newly-married couple?" The woman said, "The three most important words in a marriage are, 'You're probably right.'" Everyone then looked … Continue Reading ››

Embarrassing Problems

A young couple decided to wed. As the big day approached, they grew apprehensive. Each had an embarrassing problem they had never before shared with anyone, not even each other. The Groom-to-be, overcoming his fear, decided to ask his father for advice. "Father," he said, "I am deeply concerned about the success of my marriage.  … Continue Reading ››

What Happens When You Fall In Love

What happens when you fall in love with: A chef? (You get buttered up.) A chauffeur? (You get taken for a ride.) A gambler? (He cheats on you.) A telephone operator? (He gives you a phone-y line.) A trashman? (He dumps you.) A clockmaker? (He two-times you.) A pastry cook? (He desserts you.) A shoe salesman? (He walks all over you.) An elevator operator? … Continue Reading ››