Category Archives: Life

Jokes and funny stories about life. I am sure you can identify with some of the situations, and I have always wondered just how many of these jokes are based on true stories as well.

The Irate Pharmacist

When he arrived home from work one day, Mike was met at the door by his sobbing wife. Tearfully she explained to him what had happened... "It's the pharmacist. He insulted me terribly this morning on the phone. I had to call multiple times before he would even answer the phone." Immediately, Mike leapt into his car, and … Continue Reading ››

Problems

First, I got angina pectoris and then arteriosclerosis. Just as I was recovering from these, I got tuberculosis, double pneumonia and phthisis. Then they gave me hypodermics. Appendicitis was followed by tonsillectomy. These gave way to aphasia and hypertrophic cirrhosis. I completely lost my memory for a while. I know I had diabetes and acute ingestion, besides gastritis, rheumatism, lumbago and … Continue Reading ››

How I Learned To Stop Being Nosy

I was walking past the mental hospital the other day. All the patients were outside, and they were shouting 13 .... 13 .... 13 The fence was too high to see over, but I saw a small gap between the planks, so I looked through to see what was going on. It was then that somebody poked me in … Continue Reading ››