A businessman finds that his neighbor in the first class cabin of his flight is a parrot.
They take off and the flight attendant asks what they would like to drink.
“Glenlivet on the rocks with a twist,” says the parrot.
The businessman orders a coke.
After waiting two or three minutes, the bird starts yelling, “Where’s my drink?!  [...]

Tags: Animal Jokes, Animals, bad service, drunk parrot, first class, first class travel, flying first class, parrot jokes, parrots, stewardess, travel, Travel Jokes

A passenger in a taxi leaned over to ask the driver a question and tapped him on the shoulder.
The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove up over the curb, and stopped just inches from a large plate glass window.
For a few moments everything was silent in the cab, and [...]

Tags: cab, cab driver, driving, driving jokes, passenger, taxi, taxi jokes

Siamese twins walk into a pub in Vancouver and park themselves on a bar stool.
One of them says to the bartender, ‘Don’t mind us, we’re joined at the hip.
I’m John, he’s Jim. Two Molson Canadian beers please’.
The bartender, feeling slightly awkward, tries to make polite conversation while pouring the beers. ‘Been on holiday yet, lads?’
‘Off [...]

Tags: bartender, beer, england, pub, siamese, travel, twins

A man and a woman who had never met before, but who were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a trans-continental train.

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in [...]

Tags: blanket, cold, humor, love, love story, married, relationships, second blanket, sharing a room, sleeping, sleeping room, train, train journey, travel, upper berth

I was driving to work yesterday when I observed a female driver cut right in front of a pickup truck causing him to have to drive on to the shoulder to avoid hitting her.
This evidently angered the driver enough that he hung his arm out his window and gave the [...]

Tags: driving, travel, women, women drivers

With all the problems that the airlines are going through, and the cutting of services, this is a scenario that just might become reality in the near future…
Attendant: Welcome aboard Ala Carte Air, sir. May I see your ticket?
Passenger: Sure.
Attendant: You’re in seat 12B. That will be $5, please!
Passenger: What for?
Attendant: For telling you where [...]

Tags: aurlines, cutbacks, economy, flying, travel