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Archive for the ‘Southern Jokes’ Category

Southern Women

April 21st, 2009 by poddys | 1 Comment | Filed in Southern Jokes

Southern women appreciate their natural assets:
Clean skin.
A winning smile.
That unforgettable Southern drawl.
Southern women know their manners:
“Yes, ma’am.”
“Yes, sir.”
“Why, no, Billy!”
Southern women have a distinct way with fond expressions :
“Y’all come back!”
“Well, bless your heart.”
“Drop by when you can.”
“How’s your Momma?”
Southern women know their summer weather report:
Humidity
Humidity
Humidity
Southern women know their vacation spots:
The beach
The rivuh
The crick
Southern women [...]

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