I’m not saying that this Sunday sermon was boring, but…

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A Jewish businessman is in financial trouble, so he goes to the Rabbi to seek advice…

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How to get to Heaven from Scotland. A lovely story about teaching in a Scottish school…

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A scantily clothed woman walks into the church late, in the middle of the sermon…

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This has been circulating on the internet, but I haven’t seen it before. I thought you might find it rather amusing. It is very clever… In her radio show, Dr Laura Schlesinger said that, as an observant Orthodox Jew, homosexuality is an abomination according to Leviticus 18:22, and cannot be condoned under any circumstance. The [...]

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While shopping in a food store, two nuns happened to pass by the beer, wine, and liquor section. One asked the other if she would like a beer. The second nun answered that, indeed, it would be very nice to have one, but that she would feel uncomfortable about purchasing it. The first nun replied [...]

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Forty gypsies arrive at the Pearly Gates in their MBW’s, Trucks and caravans. St Peter goes into the gatehouse and phones up God, saying: “I’ve got 40 travellers here. Can I let them in?” God replies “We are over our quota on Gypsies.  Go back out to the Pearly Gates and tell them to choose [...]

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A bus on a busy street struck a Catholic man. He was lying near death on the sidewalk as a crowd gathered.  ”A priest. Somebody get me a priest!” the man gasped.  Long seconds dragged on but no one stepped out of the crowd.  A policeman checked the crowd and finally yelled, “A PRIEST, PLEASE! [...]

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A well known journalist heard about a very old Jewish man who had been going to the Wailing Wall to pray, twice a day, every day, for a long, long time. So she went to check it out. She went to the Wailing Wall and there he was, walking slowly up to the holy site. [...]

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