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A bus on a busy street struck a Catholic man.
He was lying near death on the sidewalk as a crowd gathered.
 ”A priest. Somebody get me a priest!” the man gasped.
 Long seconds dragged on but no one stepped out of the crowd.
 A policeman checked the crowd and finally yelled, “A PRIEST, PLEASE!  Isn’t there a priest [...]

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A well known journalist heard about a very old Jewish man who had been going to the Wailing Wall to pray, twice a day, every day, for a long, long time.
So she went to check it out.
She went to the Wailing Wall and there he was, walking slowly up to the holy site.
She watched him [...]

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“God, Can You Hear Me Now?”

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Most people assume WWJD is for “What would Jesus do?”
But the initials really stand for (grin) “What would Jesus drive?”
One theory is that Jesus would tool around in an old Plymouth because “the Bible says God drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden of Eden in a Fury.”
But in Psalm 83, the Almighty clearly [...]

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You may remember the old Jewish Catskill comics of Vaudeville days: Shecky Greene, Red Buttons, Totie Fields, Joey Bishop, Milton Berle, Jan Murray, Danny Kaye, Henny Youngman, Buddy Hackett, Sid Caesar, Groucho Marx, Jackie Mason, Victor Borge, Woody Allen, Joan Rivers, Lenny Bruce, George Burns, Allan Sherman, Jerry Lewis, Peter Sellers, Carl Reiner, Shelley Berman, [...]

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Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man he meets, “Do you want to go to heaven?”
The man said, “I do, Father.”
The priest said, “Then stand over there against the wall.”
Then the priest asked the second man, “Do you want to go to heaven?”
“Certainly, Father,” was the man’s reply.
“Then [...]

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Paddy was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn’t find a parking place.
Looking up to heaven he said, “Lord take pity on me.   If you find me a parking place I will go to Mass every Sunday for the rest of me life and give [...]

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