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Archive for the ‘Men Jokes’ Category

Black And Blue

January 28th, 2010 by poddys | No Comments | Filed in Adult Jokes, Men Jokes, Women Jokes

A woman goes to the doctor, she is black and blue.
Doctor: “What happened?”
Woman: “Doctor, I don’t know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk he beats me to a pulp.”
Doctor: “I have a real good medicine for that. When your husband comes home drunk, just take a glass of sweet tea and [...]

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I’m Glad I’m A Man

November 25th, 2009 by poddys | 1 Comment | Filed in Men Jokes

I’m glad I’m a man, you better believe,
I don’t live off of yogurt, diet coke, cottage cheese;
I don’t bitch to my girlfriends about the size of my breasts,
I can get where I want to – north, south, east or west;
I don’t get wasted after only 2 beers,
And when I do drink I don’t end up [...]

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