A doctor, a lawyer and a manager were discussing the relative merits of having a wife or a mistress.
The lawyer says: “For sure a mistress is better.  If you have a wife and want a divorce, it causes all sorts of legal problems.”
The doctor says: “It’s better to have a wife because the sense of [...]

Tags: doctor, lawyer, life, manager, mistress, wife

A man read, in the want ads, of a Ferrari for sale.  It had only 3,000 miles on the clock. “Like new,” the ad boasted. “Mint condition. $75.00.”
He laughed to himself, and he said, “There goes the newspaper, making another mistake.” But he decided to call the number anyway and he [...]

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A Man was walking down a street when he heard a voice calling out from behind him, “If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you.”
The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him.
The man was astonished.
He went on, and after a while [...]

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On their way home after celebrating their 25th anniversary, the wife thanks her husband for a wonderful evening.
“Oh. it’s not over yet,” says he.
Once in the house, he gives her a little black velvet box.
She opens it in anticipation and finds two little white pills,
“What in the world are these?”
“Aspirin,” he replies.
“But I don’t have [...]

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At a wedding, the DJ polled the guests to see who had been married longest.
An elderly couple, who were married over 60 years, was selected.
The DJ asked them, “What advice would you give to the newly-married couple?”
The woman said, “The three most important words in a marriage are, ‘You’re probably right.’”
Everyone then looked [...]

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After she woke up, a woman told her husband, “I just had a dream that you gave me the most beautiful diamond necklace. What do you think it means?”
“You’ll know tonight.” he said with a smile.
The woman could hardly think of anything else all day and she couldn’t wait for her husband to return home.
That [...]

Tags: diamond, dreams, husband, marriage, necklace, package, woman

A young couple decided to wed. As the big day approached, they grew apprehensive. Each had an embarrassing problem they had never before shared with anyone, not even each other.
The Groom-to-be, overcoming his fear, decided to ask his father for advice.
“Father,” he said, “I am deeply concerned about the success of my marriage.  [...]

Tags: embarrassing, honeymoon, lovers, marriage, problem, wedding