Six retired Floridians were playing poker in the condo clubhouse when Meyerwitz loses $500 on a single hand, clutches his chest and drops dead at the table.
Showing respect for their fallen comrade, the other five continue playing standing up.
Finkelstein looks around and asks, “So, who’s gonna’ tell his wife?”
They draw straws.
Goldberg picks the short one.
They [...]

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A bus on a busy street struck a Catholic man.
He was lying near death on the sidewalk as a crowd gathered.
 ”A priest. Somebody get me a priest!” the man gasped.
 Long seconds dragged on but no one stepped out of the crowd.
 A policeman checked the crowd and finally yelled, “A PRIEST, PLEASE!  Isn’t there a priest [...]

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A well known journalist heard about a very old Jewish man who had been going to the Wailing Wall to pray, twice a day, every day, for a long, long time.
So she went to check it out.
She went to the Wailing Wall and there he was, walking slowly up to the holy site.
She watched him [...]

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