HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?
You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff.
Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming.
Alan, age 10
No person really decides before they grow up who they’re going to marry.
God decides it all way [...]

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A 3-year-old boy examined his testicles while taking a bath…
‘Mom’, he asked, ‘Are these my brains?’
‘Not yet,’ she replied.

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We were at the children’s museum which is full of hands-on arts and craft things, and she was playing with some pieces of metal, screws and nuts, sticking them to a magnetized board to make a picture.
“What’s that” I asked, “a face?”
“Yes” she said.
“Well what are all those hanging down?” I then asked out of [...]

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A little girl and a little boy were at day care one day.
The girl approaches the boy and says, “Hey Tommy, wanna play house?”
He says, “Sure! What do you want me to do?”
The girl replies, “I want you to communicate your feelings.”
“Communicate my feelings?” said a bewildered Tommy. “I have no idea what that means.”
The [...]

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Sarah Kay was studying the origins of foods in kindergarten.
One day, she and her mother were walking through the grocery store discussing what ingredients went into various products.
Sarah Kay said, “Pork comes from pigs and beef comes from cows.”
Then she asked, “How DO they get the pork from the pig, Mommy?”
Her mother felt that the [...]

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DO NOT LET CHILDREN PLAY WITH FLIP PHONES!
A new study has revealed that flip phones can cause very serious side effects to the reproductive development of young children..
Keep all flip phones out of the reach of children.
Please pass this safety warning on to everyone on your email list.
If it prevents even one injury [...]

My mother was away all weekend at a business conference.
During a break, she decided to call home collect (reverse charge).
My six-year-old brother picked up the phone and heard a stranger’s voice say, “We have a Marcia on the line. Will you accept the charges?”
Frantic, he dropped the receiver and came charging outside screaming, “Dad! They’ve [...]

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