I pulled into the crowded parking lot at the local shopping center and rolled down the car windows to make sure my Labrador Retriever Pup had fresh air.
She was stretched full-out on the back seat and I wanted to impress upon her that she must remain there.
I walked to the curb backward, pointing my finger [...]

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A painting contractor was discussing a job with a woman.
In the first room she said she’d like pale blue.
The contractor wrote this down , then went to the window , opened it and yelled “Green side up!”.
In the next room she said she wanted yellow.
The contractor wrote it down, then again went to the window [...]

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An overweight blonde consulted her doctor for advice.
The doctor said she should run ten miles a day for thirty days.  This, he promised, would help her lose the 20 pounds she’s been trying to get rid of.
The blonde followed the doctor’s advice, and, after thirty days, she was pleased to find that she had indeed [...]

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An elderly blonde lived on a small farm in Canada, just yards away from the North Dakota border.
Their land had been the subject of a minor dispute between the United States and Canada for years.
The now widowed blonde, lived on the farm with her son and three grandchildren.
One day, her son came into her room [...]

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