Jacob (92) and Rebecca (85) are all excited about their decision to get married.
They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way go past a drugstore.
Jacob suggests that they go in, and then Jacob addresses the man behind the counter:
” Are you the owner?”
The pharmacist answers ” Yes”.
Jacob: “Do you sell [...]

Tags: baby boomers, drugstore jokes, getting married, getting old, marriage, Marriage Jokes, old age, wedding jokes, weddings

Six retired Floridians were playing poker in the condo clubhouse when Meyerwitz loses $500 on a single hand, clutches his chest and drops dead at the table.
Showing respect for their fallen comrade, the other five continue playing standing up.
Finkelstein looks around and asks, “So, who’s gonna’ tell his wife?”
They draw straws.
Goldberg picks the short one.
They [...]

Tags: florida, floridians, gambling, jewish jokes, old age, playing poker, poker, poker game, retirees

A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a Scotch with two drops of water.
As the bartender gives her the drink she says, ‘I’m on this cruise to celebrate my 80th birthday and it’s today.’
The bartender says, ‘Well, since it’s your birthday, I’ll buy you a drink. In fact, this [...]

Tags: 80th birthday, cruise, cruise ship, eighty years old, old age, scotch, two drops of water, whisky

I got this new deodorant today.
The instructions said remove cap and push up bottom.
I can barely walk, but whenever I fart the room smells awesome.

Tags: deororant, fart, instructions, perfume, Women Jokes

A group of Americans was traveling by tour bus through Holland .
As they stopped at a cheese farm, a young guide led them through the process of cheese making, explaining that goat’s milk was used.
She showed the group a lovely hillside where many goats were grazing.
‘These’ she explained, ‘Are the older goats put out to [...]

Tags: americans, cheese, cheese farm, goats milk, guide, holland, old gentleman, old goats, out to pasture, pasture, spry, tour bus, tour groups, young guide

Being a Baby Boomer and also currently unemployed, which is rather like being retired, as you lose track of what day of the week it is etc, I thought these might be rather appropriate for today (whatever day it is of course)…
I was thinking about how a status symbol of today is those cell phones [...]

Tags: baby boomers, old age, unemployed

A little girl says, “Grandpa, can I sit on your lap?
“Why sure you can,” her grandfather replied.
As she is sitting on grandpa’s lap she says, “Grandpa, can you make a sound like a frog?”
“A sound like a frog? Well, I guess Grandpa can make a sound like a frog.”
The girl says, “Grandpa, will you please, [...]

Tags: croak, disney, disneyworld, frog, frog jokes, grandpa, grandparents, humor, sound like a frog

Giving an elderley man his physical, a doctor noticed several dark, ugly bruises on his shins, so he asked, “Do you play hockey?”
“No” said the man.
“Do you play soccer?” said the doctor.
“No” the man said.
“Do you play any other physical sport?” asked the doctor, curious to know how what caused the bruises.
“Not at all” said [...]

Tags: bridge, bruises, doctor, elderley, exam, medical