These are 20 of the most ridiculous complaints made by holidaymakers to their travel agent, taken from research by Thomas Cook and ABTA.

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My Life Broken Down Into Segments

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I’m not saying that this Sunday sermon was boring, but…

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A Jewish businessman is in financial trouble, so he goes to the Rabbi to seek advice…

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A man went to his lawyer and asked about making a will. This is a good lawyer joke. Click on the link to see the rest…

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Billy was excited about his first day at school. So excited in fact, that only a few minutes after class started, he realized that he desperately needed to go to the bathroom. Click on the link to read the rest of the joke…

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A Zebra dies and arrives at the Pearly Gates. As he enters, he asks St. Peter, I have a question that has haunted me all of my days on earth…

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A man and a woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress , taking another order at a table a few steps away, suddenly noticed that the man was slowly sliding down his chair and under the table, but the woman acted unconcerned.

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A blonde and a brunette were having coffee together one morning…

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I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to pass gas.

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