I came home from playing golf one day, only to find that my wife had left a note on the fridge. The note read: "It's not working! I can't take it anymore! I've gone to stay with my Mother." So I did what any man would do in that situation... I opened the fridge... Well, the light came on, … Continue Reading ››
I had a call from my boss this afternoon. He asked if everything was ok at the office. "Yes, everything is under control", I said to him. "It's been a very busy day, I haven't stopped for a minute." "Can you do me a favor?" he asked. I said, "Of course, anything, what is it?" He said, "Hurry up … Continue Reading ››
Stand proud you noble swingers of clubs and losers of golf balls. A recent study found that the average golfer walks about 900 miles a year. Another study found that golfers drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year. This means that on average, golfers get about 41 miles to the gallon. Kind of makes you proud. I almost … Continue Reading ››
Golf Jokes – Mike is playing a round of golf, and at the seventh tee, he slices his shot deep into a wooded ravine.
Paddy came home after his regular Saturday golf game, and his wife asked why he doesn’t include Sean O’Connor in the games anymore.
The Lamaze class was in full swing. The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe properly, along with informing the men how to give the necessary assurances at this stage of the plan. The teacher then announced, "Ladies, exercise is good for you. Walking is especially beneficial. And, gentlemen, it wouldn't hurt you to take … Continue Reading ››