I was sitting on the terrace at a nudist colony the other week when I overheard the following discussion between two professors, a history professor and a psychology professor.
The history professor asked his colleague: “Have you read Marx?
The psychology professor replied: “Yes. I think it’s from the wicker chairs.”
The Farmer’s Almanac is predicting a very cold winter…
A Cow, an Ant and an Old Fart are debating on who is the greatest of the three of them.
A well-worn one-dollar bill and a similarly distressed twenty-dollar bill arrived at a Federal Reserve Bank to be retired.
Rob kissed his wife, crawled into bed and fell asleep. All of a sudden, he woke up to find an elderly man dressed in a white robe standing at the foot of his bed. “What the hell are you doing in my bedroom?… and who are you?” he asked. “This is not your bedroom,” the man replied, “I am St. Peter, and you are in heaven.”
Last month a world-wide survey was conducted by the UN.
The only question asked was: “Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?”
The survey was a huge failure because of the following:
An English explorer was taking part in an expedition to the Himalayas.
Led by a grizzled local guide, they ascended one of the less frequently climbed peaks.
Roughly half way up the side of the mountain, one of the expedition came across a set of large manlike tracks in the snow.
"Yeti tracks" the … Continue Reading ››
Two pieces of string walk into a bar and the bartender looks at them suspiciously.
He says, "Sorry, boys, we don't serve your kind here."
So the pieces of string walk out again.
They're sitting in the gutter outside and feeling really thirsty when one piece of string says, "Hey! I've got an idea to get me into … Continue Reading ››