A customer had just finished dining in a fancy Italian restaurant in New York, and was so pleased with his meal that he asked the waiter if he could speak to the chef.
The waiter had a word with the owner, who proudly led the man into the kitchen and introduced him to the chef.
“Your veal parmigiana was amazing,” the customer said. “I just spent a month in Italy, and yours is far better than any I had over there.”
“Of course it is” the chef said. “Over there, they use domestic cheese. Ours is imported!”
I’m addicted to fast food and I readily admit it.
I had just come out of the new McDonald’s near to where I live, with a Quarter Pounder with Cheese, large fries, a chocolate shake and an Apple Pie.
A poor homeless man sat outside, and as I walked past him he said, “I haven’t eaten for two days”.
I said to him, “I wish I had your will power”.
A man and a woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant.
Their waitress , taking another order at a table a few steps away, suddenly noticed that the man was slowly sliding down his chair and under the table, but the woman acted unconcerned.
The waitress watched as the man slid all the way down his chair and out of sight under the table.
Still, the woman dining across from him appeared calm and unruffled, apparently unaware that her dining companion had disappeared.
After the waitress finished taking the order, she came over to the table and said to the woman, “Pardon me ma’am, but I think your husband just slid under the table.”
The woman calmly looked up at her and said, “No he didn’t. He just walked in the door.”