An Irishman was in his local the other night when he overheard three really big women who were seated at the bar, drinking and talking loudly.
Their accent appeared to be Scottish, so he approached and asked them, "Hello, are you three lassies from Scotland?"
One of them screeched angrily at him, "It's Wales... Wales you bloody … Continue Reading ››
A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double martini on the rocks.
After he finishes the drink, he peeks inside his shirt pocket, then orders the bartender to prepare another double martini.
After he finishes that it, he again peeks inside his shirt pocket and orders the bartender to bring another … Continue Reading ››
The minister was preaching on the evils of drink. He first said that he would like to gather up all the wine and dump it in the river.
A man walks into a bar and orders a shot of Calvados.
It’s only January, and already we have a contender for the worst joke of the year. Enjoy it, or not… Either way, please share it with your friends – make them laugh or make them groan.