His mother has barely finished her lunch when Johnny bursts through the front door of the house with a huge smile on his face, having come home early from school.
Surprised to see him so soon, his mother asked, "Why are you home from school so early?"
Johnny says, "They let me go early because I was … Continue Reading ››
A teenager lost a contact lens while playing basketball in his driveway, and after searching for what seemed like an eternity with no success, he realized that he had no choice but to go indoors and give his Mother the bad news.
"Mom", he said, "sorry but I lost my contact lens while I was playing … Continue Reading ››
Two little girls in were sitting in the lunchroom of the Beverly Hills Elementary School in Hollywood, California.
"Guess what?" one said. "Mommy's getting married again and I'll have a new Daddy."
"Really?" said the other girl. "Who is she marrying?"
"Winston James, the famous Director."
The second girl smiled. "Oh, you'll like him. He was my Daddy last … Continue Reading ››
This is a fun collection of things that children have said when asked to write about the sea...
This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles. (Kelly age 6)
Oysters' balls are called pearls. (James age 6)
If you are surrounded by sea you are an Island . If you don't have sea all round … Continue Reading ››
A young boy is sitting on the toilet reading a book. About every 10 seconds or so he puts the book down, grips onto the toilet seat with his left hand and hits himself on top of the head with his right hand.
Little Johnny gave his teacher a blank piece of paper.
Billy was excited about his first day at school. So excited in fact, that only a few minutes after class started, he realized that he desperately needed to go to the bathroom. Click on the link to read the rest of the joke…
How to get to Heaven from Scotland. A lovely story about teaching in a Scottish school…
A mom was concerned about her kindergarten son walking to school.
He didn't want his mother to walk with him. She wanted to give him the feeling that he had some independence but yet know that he was safe.
So she had an idea of how to handle it.
She asked a neighbor if she would please follow … Continue Reading ››
HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?
You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff.
Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming.
Alan, age 10
No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry.
God decides it all way … Continue Reading ››