Buttercups

BUTTERCUPS

Toward the end of the golf course, Harry somehow managed to hit his
ball into the woods.

He found it in a patch of pretty yellow buttercups.

Trying to get his ball back in play, he ended up trashing just about
every buttercup in the patch.

All of a sudden …POOF! In a flash and puff of smoke, a little old
woman appeared. She said,

“I’m Mother Nature! Do you know how long it took me to make those
buttercups? Just for that, you won’t have any butter for your
popcorn the rest of your life; better still; you won’t have any
butter for your toast for the rest of your life . . . . . As a
matter of fact, you won’t have any butter for anything the rest
of your life!”

THEN POOF! . . . . she was gone.

After Harry got a hold of himself, he hollered for his friend,

“Fred,where are you?”

Fred yells back, “I’m over here, in the pussy willows.”

Harry yells back……

“DON’T SWING FRED!!! DON’T SWING!!!!!”

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CONTENTS
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1. The Joke of the Day (above)
2. The Big Poddy Speaks
3. The Bonus Joke

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THE BIG PODDY SPEAKS
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Tony -> The Big Poddy

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THE BONUS JOKE
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CHRISTMAS EVE IN HEAVEN

Three guys died on Christmas Eve and ascend to heaven where they are
met by St. Peter.

“In honour of the season”, St. Peter says to them, “Before I let
you pass through the pearly gates, you must each give me something
that represents Christmas.”

The first man fumbles through his pockets and pulls out two
lighters. He holds them up proudly and flicks them on.

“What do they represent?”, St. Peter asks him.

“They’re candles!”

“Ah! You may pass through the pearly gates!”

The second man fumbles through his pockets and pulls out a couple of
sets of keys. He holds them up proudly and shakes them.

“What do they represent?” St. Peter asks.

“They’re bells!”

“Ah! You may pass through the pearly gates!”

The third man fumbles desperately through his pockets, finally pulling
out a skimpy pair of silky women’s knickers. He holds them up proudly.

“What do they represent?” St. Peter asks, looking a bit puzzled.

“They’re Carol’s!”