A man and a woman who had never met before, but who were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a trans-continental train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower.
At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying,……….
Ma’am, I’m sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I’m awfully cold.”
“I have a better idea,’ she replied ‘Just for tonight,…… let’s pretend that we’re married.”
“Wow!…………………. That’s a great idea!”, he exclaimed.
“Good”, she replied. …………… “Get your own f***ing blanket.”
After a moment of silence, …………………… he farted.
A good reason for staying overnight (Hotels.com has the best prices) and then traveling on by train the following day.
Now that’s marriage! Very funny.
haha.. how true .. hillarious
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Very unexpected turn of events!
LOL! Very funny!
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Yep, I suspect my wife and I are guilty of exactly that behaviour. Brilliant joke!
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wow thats an old macbook
Exactly my thought. :p
Or…
It actually is the iBook G3 (also called “Clamshell”).
ROTFL!!!!! Awesome i was laughing so hard.
It looks like a story from M. Night Shyamalan.
What a twist!!
i was waiting to go “awwww” but instead i laughed so hard orange juice went out my nose….painfully funny
It is really good when a joke has that effect on people – well unless it’s YOU!
I have a friend who has snorted food and drink through his nose so often when I send him things, he asked me to issue a warning if I was going to send anything that good.
PWNED!
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photoshopped
The photo really isn’t important, it just adds to the mental image of the joke. I would rather have an older style sleeping car of course. The joke is the main thing.
lolz @ the photoshopped comment.
Yeah. After that came several more abusive ones that got automatically reported and dumped. Humor is good, but idiots the world can do without!
And I thought only Mark and I did that…LMAO fun-nee!
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This only shows that some women do not have to work at being a bitch, it comes naturally.
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Aww… Good post Tony! LMAO
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Wow! Awesome man-hating! What a wonderful and touching display of biggotry!
that was hilarious sounds about right tho
does marriage eat your sense of humor or something? that was a smile at best.
I have to admit that this particular joke just seems to attract the strangest comments, but from experience I would have to say YES Marriage does affect your sense of humor. I’m still single at this point though, so hopefully you enjoyed the joke. I haven’t met too many women hating men, but I have known a few men hating women, had to work for one and it was HELL!