THE LAUGHLINE

Seen on a packets of Sainsbury’s Bran Flakes today…

If every Sainsbury’s customer recycled their cereal box, 750 tonnes of cardboard would be reused every year.  That’s the equivalent to 101 double-decker buses!

I got to thinking – I didn’t realise that double-decker buses are made out of cardboard.

Maybe that’s why you can never find one when it’s pouring down with rain…

Tags: buses, cereal boxes, double-decker, environment, recycled, recycling, sainsburys, sainsburys cereal

The Farmer’s Almanac is predicting a very cold winter.

I guess it must be true because the squirrels are busy gathering NUTS.

Three of my friends have disappeared.

Are you okay?

Tags: cold, cold winter, gathering nuts, nuts, squirrels, winter

Well they do say that eBay has something for everyone, so if your man is THICK and you need to find a gift for him, why not pick one of these great items.

Tags: hoop earrings, perfect gift, thick man, thick man hoop earrings, thick men

I guess like many of us, I have been using mine the wrong way all this time.

Tags: garden recliners, irish lawn chairs, irish recliners, lawn chair, recliners

Tags: lazy river, poisonous snake, prank video, pranks, scared of snakes, snake surprise, snake trick, toobing, tubing

Tags: camera pranks, funny videos, japanese girls, polaroid, polaroid camera, prank video, pranks

Tags: chihuahua, cute chihuahua, dog destroys room, dog pranks, funniest videos, funny dog videos, prank videos, pranks

Last night I was sitting on the sofa watching TV when I heard my wife’s voice from the kitchen calling “‘what would you like for dinner my love, chicken, beef or lamb?”

I said, “‘Thank you,  I’ll have chicken please”.

She replied, “‘You’re having soup you fat bastard, I was talking to the cat!”

Tags: beef, chicken, dinner, lamb, sitting on the sofa, watching tv

Some companies have good innovative web sites, some have videos or animations, many others are pretty boring actually.  I think we have all visited a number of these.

Here is a web site though that breaks the mould, and whoever programmed this most definitely has a sense of humor.  The site is for a Dutch consumer electronics company, Hema Online Products.

Click on the link to open the site, then just sit and watch.  Don’t click on anything, the site will come alive and entertain you.

I hope you enjoy it.

Tags: amusing web sites, animated web sites, break the mould, broke the mould, Dutch web site, fun web sites, funny web sites, Hema Products, sense of humor

Three disabled people enter a swimming contest.

The first has no arms. The second no legs, and the third has no body, just a head.

They all line up, the whistle blows and “splash” they are all in the pool.

The person who has no arms takes the lead instantly, but the one who has no legs is pulling for all they are worth and closing fast.  The head, as you might have expected, just sank straight to the bottom of the pool.

Ten lengths later and the person who has no legs finishes first.

They can still see bubbles coming from the bottom of the pool, and so decide they had better dive down to rescue the one with just a head.

So, they pick up the head, swim back up to the surface and place it at the side of the pool, where-upon the head starts coughing and spluttering.

Eventually the head catches it’s breath and shouts:  “Three long years I’ve spent learning to swim with my ears. Three long years! Then what do you know! Two minutes before the whistle, some wise guy puts a swimming cap on me!”

Tags: disabled, disabled swimmers, handicapped swimmers, swimmers, swimming, swimming contest