Old Goats

July 1st, 2009 by poddys | No Comments | Filed in Baby Boomer Jokes

A group of Americans was traveling by tour bus through Holland .

As they stopped at a cheese farm, a young guide led them through the process of cheese making, explaining that goat’s milk was used.

She showed the group a lovely hillside where many goats were grazing.

‘These’ she explained, ‘Are the older goats put out to pasture when they no longer produce.’

She then asked, ‘What do you do in America with your old goats?’

A spry old gentleman answered, ‘They send us on bus tours!

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Don’t Judge Too Quickly

June 30th, 2009 by poddys | 1 Comment | Filed in Television


Don’t Judge Too Quickly… We Won’t.Funny home videos are a click away

This is a collection of 5 Ameriquest Mortgage television commercials that are based on the theme “Don’t Judge Too Quickly”.   These are absolutely hilarious.  Please feel free to share them with your friends.

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Someone Is Pleased Michael Is Gone

June 29th, 2009 by poddys | No Comments | Filed in Celebrity Jokes

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WITH THANKS TO IMAGESHACK.COM FOR USE OF THIS IMAGE
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I saw this image onStumbleupon and just could not resist the joke.

No offense intended to any Michael Jackson fans, friends or family.

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Michael Jackson Jokes

June 27th, 2009 by poddys | 2 Comments | Filed in Celebrity Jokes

Well Michael Jackson has departed this life at the tender age of 50, and I am sure his music will live on with his fans for many years to come, but so too will all the bizarre elements of his life, including his many plastic surgeries, change of color from dark brown to whiter than  white, his obsession with his Neverland Ranch, pet monkey, and of course the accusations that he was molesting boys while they slept over in his bed.

As often happens when a celebrity passes away, it doesn’t take long for the jokes to appear, and while many are sick and twisted, they are also incredibly funny.

Kudos to the people who thought these jokes up.  I don’t know who you are, but you sure know how to turn a news event into something that can make a lot of people laugh.

I will be adding to this list as new jokes come in, so if you have any more, please add a comment and let me know.

Right, enough from me, on with the jokes…

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Rumor has it that at the time Michael Jackson suffered a heart attack, he was blowing Bubbles.

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So Farrah Fawcett died and went to heaven yesterday morning.

Because she’d been so good during her life, the lord said he would grant her a single wish.

Being the good natured person that she was, she said “I just wish that all the children of the world are  safe”.

The next thing you know, Michael Jackson died.

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An autopsy on Michael Jackson’s body has revealed that at the time of death, he was 90% plastic.

They are going to turn his remains into Lego, so that now children will be able to play with him.

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Michael Jackson’s Toe Tag

June 27th, 2009 by poddys | No Comments | Filed in Bizarre Pictures

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Boogers

June 26th, 2009 by poddys | No Comments | Filed in Children Jokes

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We were at the children’s museum which is full of hands-on arts and craft things, and she was playing with some pieces of metal, screws and nuts, sticking them to a magnetized board to make a picture.

“What’s that” I asked, “a face?”

“Yes” she said.

“Well what are all those hanging down?” I then asked out of curiosity.

“BOOGERS” she replied!

You should have seen us both laugh…

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The Moonwalk Then And Now

June 26th, 2009 by poddys | No Comments | Filed in Bizarre Pictures

MICHAEL JACKSON’S MOONWALK

Michael Jackson's Moonwalk In The 1980's

 

MOONWALK 2009

Moonwalk 2009

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Iron Man Competition

June 24th, 2009 by poddys | No Comments | Filed in Bizarre Pictures

Iron Man Competition

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A Cute Chick With Big Knockers

June 24th, 2009 by poddys | 1 Comment | Filed in Bizarre Pictures

A Cute Chick With Big Knockers

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Star Wars “COPS” Parody by the Troops

June 20th, 2009 by poddys | 1 Comment | Filed in Spoofs

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